Tuesday, August 19, 2008

!!!News Flash!!!

News out of Anaheim: It was officially reported today that Bob will NOT play the part of Prince Charming in this years Disneyland Christmas parade. In a statement Bob stated: "Everything was going along so well. I was being fitted for the costume with a slough of Disney princesses hanging off every arm when they brought out the pants. But they weren't pants. They were LEOTARDS. They wanted me to wear leotards. Vanessa, an acquaintance of Bob said, "Oh thank god for all those lil children looking up to the prince. Can you imagine what it would have done to them mentally?"

Disney Imagineers are back to the drawing board to determine an appropriate roll for Bob. Perhaps steam locomotive engineer. So far there is no word on what Bob will do next for Disney. Stay tuned. The next chapter unfolds September 17 so look for the next installment September 18.

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