!!!NEWS FLASH!!!

It's official! I am now a certified Jungle cruise skipper. Look for me at the World Famous Jungle Cruise! Check my schedule on the sidebar for upcoming jungle shifts.

CRUISIN' THE JUNGLE

For the last several days I have been training in the jungles of the world to take over as a skipper on the World Famous Jungle Cruise. It has been very interesting. The first day we got to walk behind the jungle. Yesterday, I got to drive my first boat and practice my spiel. Someone needs to come down and take my picture driving the boat because I can't do it while I'm working. They kind a frown on it.

Part of working in the jungle is working in the Tiki Room. You wouldn't think so, but that has been fun as well. The only problem is Jose, the lead bird. He jokes around a lot when you go to wake him up. Sometimes he wakes up too early, and sometimes he doesn't wake up at all and pretends to be asleep. Evil bird. Yesterday, with guests right below him he decided...well, you can get the picture. It was a mess to clean up.