BIG FOOT LIVES!
Palo Alto, CA. Big Foot hunters, today, held a news conference to announce their claim that they now have indisputable evidence that Big Foot lives. Their evidence is a dead body the hunters found in northern Georgia of all places. Though the body was not presented at the press conference, pictures were passed around and experts were invited to check out the specimen that is inhabiting their refrigerator at home. Despite the new evidence, skeptics still abound. First of all, says one skeptic, whoever heard of Big Foot in Georgia? Historically, Big Foot has been sighted in Northern California on up through Oregon, Washington, and Idaho. Secondly, the owner of a halloween costume shop says the thing in the refrigerator is one of their costumes.
But Mike Cream from Fort Worth, Texas is a skeptic turned believer. He showed up at today's press conference eating a bowl of Bob's Own Ice Cream Strawberry Cheese Cake said that at first he didn't believe it. But when he came into the conference he passed a Big Foot
standing outside holding a sign protesting the news conference. "Sure I believe. I just passed one of 'em standing outside holding a sign protesting something on my way in." Mike snapped a picture with his cell phone to offer proof that Big Foot lives.
But Mike Cream from Fort Worth, Texas is a skeptic turned believer. He showed up at today's press conference eating a bowl of Bob's Own Ice Cream Strawberry Cheese Cake said that at first he didn't believe it. But when he came into the conference he passed a Big Foot
standing outside holding a sign protesting the news conference. "Sure I believe. I just passed one of 'em standing outside holding a sign protesting something on my way in." Mike snapped a picture with his cell phone to offer proof that Big Foot lives.
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