!!!NEWS FLASH!!!

DISNEYLAND--The big mouse has finally decided where to put Bob in his new assignment as a cast member at Disneyland. Despite his desperate attempts to be cast as a prince to one of the beautiful Disney princesses, Disney has decided to cast Bob as one of the few spotlighted Disney Princes. Bob has been cast as Tarzan and will be seen at Tarzan's Tree House on weekends over the coming Thanksgiving and Christmas holidays. Wrapped in a loin cloth (provided by Walgreen Pharmacies under the name brand Depends.) Bob will greet youngsters and oldsters alike and will pose for pictures with Tarzan fans. Upon this announcement, school districts across the state announced they will be providing extra counselors for students that spend Thanksgiving and Christmas holidays at Disneyland.