BIG BANG THREATENS TO BLOW UP EARTH
A British scientist is planning to explain the secrets of the beginnings of the universe by testing the Big Bang Theory in a controversial experiement. But other scientists from around the world are afraid that his experiement will turn the earth into a black hole and eventually destroy the planet.
Evan the Atom, a British physisist plans to start up his experiment on Wednesday using a specially designed 17 mile donut shaped tunnel that will be used to smash sub-atomic particles head on at the speed of light. The tunnel is located at a depth of 100 to 600 feet below the Swiss-French border near Geneva. It was built by the European Organization for Nuclear Research at a cost of over $5 Billion dollars and is designed to recreate conditions that existed a split second after the Big Bang to provide clues to the beginning of the universe and the building blocks of life.
The experiment is not without its detractors, however. Skeptical scientists from around the world beleive this big bang will result in anihalation. But on the cautious side of making a prediction that would result in total destruction, scientist are saying the effect may not coincide with the experiement. "It may take four years or more." says one scientist. "Then someone will see a light shining out of the Indian Ocean and no one will be able to explain it." Which is odd since it has already been explained.
4 comments:
Oh no!!! What does this mean for my Disneyland job? Just when things get going good the world has to end.
Tanner has be looking forward to this for months now. He is excited about the black hole possibility. I guess he thinks it would be fun to should I quote Steven Hawkins "swished into a strand of spaghetti." But then again he is the resident geek of the family and he does like spaghetti.
I would have liked a little more notice, 2 days gives me little time to prepare.
Good thing I have not planned anything for the eleventh, it would be a shame to cancel any plans due to the world ending the day before
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