Sorcerer Bob

The hat was too big but the shirt fit. Until it rained. Had a heck of a time getting it off. Can't...Breathe!!!

Who? What?

So I found this phone box in England and was trying to figure out how to use it to get to the Ministry of Magic. After a while I decided it was really a tartis. That's when a Bobby came up and asked what I was doing. I told him I was looking for Dr. Who. He said what? I said no, Who. He asked what are you talking about? I said Who. He appeared to be getting frustrated and said you're outta here! I said what? He said that's what I asked. I said, no, who. He said ok wise guy who are you. I said yea, that's what I said!

Heard around the World!

Parents explaining holidays to their children at DisneyWorld:
Thanksgiving is where we are thankful for all we have; Christmas is where we ask for more!

Update

I found this really tall mountain with train rides to the top. If you know me you know I can never resist a train ride. It was so high I must have experiences altitude sickness because I was spilling my guts and my eyes felt like they were falling out of their sockets by the time I finished the expedition.

I Am One

I have taken many a first step down many new roads with nothing...but...vision?!!